ScavHunt 2001

While some would say that it is a forbidden doughnut, or to see one's enemies slain before them, I would argue that what is best in life is actually the University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt. While other American colleges and universities have spring orgies or nude races through the Badlands, we Maroons ask members of the University community to do such wacky things as:

• Bring in a HAZMAT team for judging.
• Stick lit birthday candles in their noses.
• Kiss their moms. With tongue.
• Put canned O.J. in a White Bronco.

Long the arbiters of bad taste, we pride ourselves on our abilities to judge the safety of various items and then ignore our better judgment for glory.

I am kidding.

While plagued by intrigue, scandal, and inebriation in the past, we hope to continue, in good faith, the mission set forth by our founding father, Genghis Kraken, so many moons ago.

To prove that, while the University of Chicago does freeze over, it is not hell.